So my younger brother and younger sister have lately been obsessed with some ridiculous app called “bakery story”– I don’t really know what it entails (and I honestly don’t wanna know) but what I DO know is that every morning the second they wake up the first thing I hear is the stupid BAKERY STORY theme song and the only thing I hear them discuss during breakfast is whether or not they baked their cappuccino brownies the night before and if the blueberry buckle is ready yet. I find this all very ironic as neither of these two have the slightest idea of how to bake anything or even what a buckle is (!!).
But anyways, they share a room and usually they go to bed earlier than me because I tend to have a LITTLE more homework than them (note: A LOT MORE)– so the other night it was getting pretty late and I had to go get something from their room when I heard my 9 year old brother squeak my name!
and I was like “WHAT”
and he was like “I just came up with the best thing ever!! wouldn’t it be cool if chocolate raspberry scones were a real dessert”
to which I replied “I have news for you, they ALREADY exist”
and then he said “wouldn’t it be cool if blue raspberry brownies were a thing”
to which I responded “that is disgusting”
“and also blue raspberries aren’t even real fruits.”
but I guess I owe this idea to him, and I guess he must’ve been influenced by *deep sigh* bakery story